February 2012
"I wonder if my dog understands that my parents...
i made a new friend on the plane
ripkamsud:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
January 2012
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
What a groovy mutation.: theofficialtourpussy:... →
theofficialtourpussy:
fictionvii:
youhadmyheartx:
hell0-kitty:
takemeoffyourworrylist:
dearlybeloveddeathbat:
b0rntoplease:
why do all the moms like m shadows
he’s the only one that doesn’t have ‘dark scary hair’ and piercings that drive them away lolololol
lolz that’s who my mom likes D:
haha omfg same with my mom
mine too O_o
My mom loves him and Zacky… xD
My Mom loves him...
The awkward moment when you drop something in a... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
It falls off and your desperately trying to put it back when you feel someone watching you and you’re all like:
Then the saleslady looks at you like:
You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
Like that one time my brother and I dropped that box of candles in Walmart and the glass shattered.
mrs-eaves:
laprashrugged:
cry0gonal:
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
those are
F R E N C H F R I E S
say it with me
F R E N C H F R I E S
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^ shsysrysrgsfgsfhtrhy
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My brother is such a gentleman.
Some dumb chick: WHO SAYS WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT PEERRFECT.
My Humanities teacher: Who sings this song?
Some dumb chick: Selena Gomez.
My Humanities teacher: Let's keep it that way.
set-theferriswheel-ablaze:
pizzafandomconfessions:
you wouldn’t download a pizza would you
bitch if i could eat pixels
if anyone could eat pixels
or if food could be downloaded you damn well know
you would fucking download a pizza
mother theresa would download like 1TB of pizza and help feed the hungry
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
most people: Oh, this idea is so cool! I wish it was real!
tumblr people: uggggghhhh why doesn't this exist uggggghhhhhhh
most people: Wow, that person is really attractive.
tumblr people: NGGGHHHH UNFFFFFF UGH FUCKING LIFE RUINER UGH FUCK YOU GO AWAY NO NO UNF
most people: 11pm, time for bed!
tumblr people: 4am, time for fanfiction!
most people: I love this TV show / book / movie /etc!
tumblr people: I just love this so mu-hu-hu-huuuuchhh OH MY GOD NEW EPISODE / BOOK / ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS I AM SOBBING
most people: Aww, I love that these two are now a couple in this show! I don't really watch for the romance, though.
tumblr people: IF CASUAL CONTACT IS MADE, SHIP IT. IF THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER, SHIP IT. IF EYE CONTACT IS MADE, SHIP IT. IF THEY APPEAR IN A SCENE TOGETHER, SHIP IT. IF THEY APPEAR IN THE SAME SHOW TOGETHER, SHIP IT. IF THEY AREN'T EVEN FROM THE SAME UNIVERSE...SHIP IT EVEH HARDER.
Lol when someone posts a status on facebook (be it direct or indirect), then when someone says something about it the person who posted it says something like “well it’s not anyone’s business, it’s mine”.
lolokay so then why in the hell would you put it on fb for everyone to see? i guess any attention is good attention to some people….
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Dear Travis.
I’m sorry but curiosity got the best of me and I looked at those pictures. yeaaah buddy.
grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
What is your favorite A7x album?
Mine is City of Evil.
The music alone and the attention to detail on that album is just amazing. I remember after that album came out my best friend and I would just sit in my room and listen to it on repeat, especially M.I.A..
Anyway, i’m curious. Which album do you like best and why?
Girl at the Rock Show: What?
Mark Hoppus: I don't know.
Someone help me out?
Give me a smile, make me laugh. i just need someone right now.
:[
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When I was younger, I wanted to be Wednesday...
Idk, I first saw the movie when I was like 5 or so and I loved it. I admired her so much for some reason.
The movies are fantastic. But i’ve gotta say, I think I like the ollllld episodes of the Addams Family a bit more than the movies.