Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.

mexicanfuck:

pearlconcubine:

callmerainbowfied:

fuckyeahfatvegans:

fatseux:

ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA!!! Thank you so much for letting me know. I googled it and through my research I found out I can get a surgical procedure that’ll chop off more than half my stomach and lose a ton of weight so I can be more visually appealing for you!! Since you enlightened me to this epiphany can you help me pay for this procedure? 

And while I was googling, I found out that it’s also not healthy to be a spineless, judgmental asshole on the internet! Can you believe that? Google recommends you grow a pair of balls so you don’t have to hide behind an anonymous grey face to talk shit. They also recommend getting a new brain so you don’t judge and assume what someone’s health is like just based on appearances. 

In the mean time I’ll definitely work on not being obese. Oh wait, I just remembered, I don’t give a shit. Now excuse me while I go rub my big, fat, soft belly and not give a fuck. :)

get it, grrrl!

OMG! THIS CHICK IS MY HERO!!

New life-inspo.

She just made my day >.<

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